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A Message from Management
I thought I was living in a decent apartment building, but upon receiving an e-memo from management today, I discovered that I’m actually living in my old freshman dorm.
Dear Residents:
Please take some time to acknowledge your surroundings, it may seem unusual that this memo needs to be distributed however we do find it necessary to do so.
We live in a building with a large community of residents living in the same structure. Please be sensitive to the fact that we are responsible for our actions and how our actions may affect others.
Please lets be considerate of the other families living here.
PLEASE DO NOT THROW OR DISCARD ANY OBJECTS OUT OF YOUR WINDOWS!
PLEASE DO NOT THROW OR DISCARD ANY OBJECTS OFF THE ROOF DECK OR TERRACES
PLEASE DO NOT DISCARD ANY OBJECTS OR TRASH IN FRONT OF OR BY THE ELEVATORS
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ANY OBJECTS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR FOR OTHERS TO TRIP OVER
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ANY OBJECTS IN STAIRWELLS OR HALLWAYS FOR OTHERS TO TRIP OVER
PLEASE NO MINORS ALLOWED UNSUPERVISED ON ROOF DECKS OR TERRACES
PLEASE NO MINORS ALLOWED UNSUPERVISED IN HEALTH CLUB OR LOUNGES
PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OF THE VOLUME OF YOUR ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT
IF YOU HAVE A PET PLEASE CURB YOUR PET AND PICK UP AFTER YOUR PET
PLEASE NO PETS ALLOWED ON ROOF DECKS OR TERRACES
PLEASE NO PETS IN HEALTH CLUB OR LOUNGES
THESE ARE JUST BASICS
Thank you for your cooperation and consideration
These are just basics? I’d hate to learn what else my seemingly polite neighbors have been up to when I’m not looking. Or, rather, I’d love to learn.
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about 4 years ago
Good Lord!! All this looks like is a blueprint giving the ‘inconsiderates’ more ideas!! I guess I’ll leave my watermelon home when I visit the next time; no more fun on the roof……
about 4 years ago
Hahaha! Delurking to say just how hilarious your post and picture are today!!! Ridiculously funny! Love your new Knitty pattern, too!
about 4 years ago
LOL i’m laughing my big fat butt off here! that is hilarious!
about 4 years ago
omg, that’s funny. At least it doesn’t say DON’T KNIT CUTE CREATURES – now that would be outrageous!
about 4 years ago
Working in Marketing for a property management company who owns & manages several apartment communities, I got an esp good chuckle from that one!! Thanks! :)
about 4 years ago
Ewww. That totally reminds me of a dorm (and not just a freshman dorm). Why is it that as soon as people go to college they all of a sudden forget how to be a human being, and instead live like disgusting pigs and ruin it for those who are mature and clean up after themselves? It’s really sad when people cannot handle “adult” or “mature” things like disposing of trash in the proper recepticles.
about 4 years ago
I don’t think I’m going to need to work out today, I am still laughing so hard. Don’t you live in a “green” building? I can’t believe anyone’s causing any kind of environmental havoc. The shock!