Tiny Pills
Winning caption by Gulnoza:
Don’t know how to knit? Take a pill!
Sewing too hard for you? Take a pill!
Can’t figure out crochet? Take a pill!
Introducing the brand new crafting pills- you will be able to pick up the above crafts and so many more with ease! Take one every day in the morning and spend the day creating!
Warning: taking more than three of these pills daily will result in addiction… to craft!
Sometimes the simplest things are the cutest!

These (not-so) Tiny Pills promise to pack a punch, but we need some help figuring out the prescription! Let us know what YOU think these pills will do in the comments, and we’ll pick our favorite on Monday.
The winner will get a free PDF pattern for Sleepy Snake & Mischievous Mouse!
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about 1 year ago
Anything that cute is a sure cure for the winter blues.
about 1 year ago
They produce a warm and fuzzy feeling. :)
about 1 year ago
They help you stay awake so you can knit all night!
about 1 year ago
The punch from these little pills is for knitting super powers! Faster than the speed of light, able to cable, fair isle, steek & calculate complex patterns. Of course all for truth justice & the american way!
about 1 year ago
They look like chill pills to me!
about 1 year ago
take two and knit more in the morning!
about 1 year ago
They will fill a prescription for jolly fun-time happiness! Side effects include excessive smiling and a warm and fuzzy feeling.
about 1 year ago
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to goooooooo! :)
about 1 year ago
This cutest of all prescriptions is the cure for second sock syndrome, frogging fever, and tink-itis.
about 1 year ago
If your knitting’s feeling blue, take a tiny pill or two!
about 1 year ago
It’s a placebo pills?? Tiny pills the best for tiny kids and they big illness
about 1 year ago
watch out for Dr. Mario! :)
about 1 year ago
we promise not to pill when you wash us. oh wait……
about 1 year ago
Happy pills!!! I need me some. :)
about 1 year ago
Adorable pills are the best cure for any case of the blues.
about 1 year ago
Gauge too tight? Take the pink one.
Dropped a stitch 6 rows back? Take the yellow one.
Have a few yards left and 10 rows to finish? (and discontinued yarn?) take 2 green pills!
about 1 year ago
We can heal your achy breaky heart.
about 1 year ago
Green ones create giggles, yellow ones conquer yarn over disasters, and pink ones, well, they cure EVERYTHING!
about 1 year ago
They look like Fiber Pills to me!
about 1 year ago
Green and Yellow were getting tired of Pink’s constant singing of “White Rabbit”
about 1 year ago
“Knit three and call me in the morning!”
about 1 year ago
To cure you of Winter Blues, slip these pills in your pocket and squeeze whenever you feel the need for a “pick me up”. Better yet, this amazing new cure for Winter Blues doesn’t even need to enter your body to work!
There are no side effects at all, unless you do decide to swallow them – that would be bad, very bad.
So ask your doctor for them today and stock up for a long Winter!
about 1 year ago
THE original ALICE IN WONDERLAND shrink pills. Great for small projects!!!!!
about 1 year ago
Don’t know how to knit? Take a pill!
Sewing too hard for you? Take a pill!
Can’t figure out crochet? Take a pill!
Introducing the brand new crafting pills- you will be able to pick up the above crafts and so many more with ease! Take one everyday in the morning and spend the day creating!
Warning: taking more than three of these pills daily will result in addiction… to craft!
about 1 year ago
Viewing these pills daily is proven highly effective for eliminating melancholy by increasing potency and duration of creative inspiration. :)
about 1 year ago
For those with lack of smiles: try happy pills guarenteed to bring a smile on your face!!
(Side effects may include: excessive giggling; difficultly in being angry; and new found knitting skills)
TRY THEM TODAY!!!
(today is my b-day:))
about 1 year ago
The green pill takes you down the rabbit hole.
The yellow pill takes to the stars
The pink pill well it takes you to the most fun place of all…a yarn store full of cashmere!!! :)
about 1 year ago
FINALLY!
The cure for the dreaded WIPs…
about 1 year ago
Take one for your recommended daily allowance of fiber!
about 1 year ago
pursuit of happyness or karma pills
about 1 year ago
Ad: “Hey! Do you want you knit too much? Can you NOT stop knitting? Do you think you can NEVER EVER knit too much? Do you have trouble casting on, knitting on dpns, adding stitches, decreasing stitches, or any thing else? Then these are the pills for you! Find ‘em at your local pharmacy/craft store! If you can’t find ‘em, contact us at KNIT-THE-PILLS. That’s 5648-843-74554. If you call us by Monday, you can get us cheap, nine dollars total. That’s three dollars each, instead of the regular five bucks! Now that’s cheap! See ya!”
about 1 year ago
The green ones make you move slowly. (A few young mothers bought these. Heaven knows why.)
The pink ones are for curing purple people of being purple. (We haven’t actually sold any yet.)
The yellow ones are in case of an alien invasion, and, when swallowed, cause instant, complete global annihilation. (We’re still perfecting this remedy.)
about 1 year ago
They will produce awareness of color and cuteness to the taker.
about 1 year ago
When taken, these fiber-y pills will give you the feeling of being in a yarn store. Ya’know that feeling when you walk into a HUGE yarn store with yarn for walls? That feeling of overwhelment?
That feeling.
about 1 year ago
one pill makes you larger ,
and the other makes you small ,
and the one that mother gives you
doesn’t do anything at all
about 1 year ago
For when you are feeling a little frayed!
about 1 year ago
move over, excedrin! cuteness does relieve headaches
about 1 year ago
i definitely should have taken the pink pill!
(obscure matrix reference)
about 1 year ago
Take two of these and Knit me in the morning.
about 1 year ago
These pills are for homeopathy. You don’t take them. You just keep them with you and they encourage your body to heal itself with no side effects. Doesn’t it just sound perfect?
about 1 year ago
just started reading your blog and love it and your creations!! <3
about 1 year ago
These pills are a sadness cure-all!
about 1 year ago
Knitting a pill a day keeps the doctor away!
about 1 year ago
Knit two pills and purl me in the morning :-)
about 1 year ago
One pill, two pills, red pills, blue pills…
Or
Knit 2 capsules, they’re good for what ails you
about 1 year ago
Pills to cure all your fiber ills.
about 1 year ago
I can’t overdose on these tiny pills, ’cause I’m already addicted – to knitting!
about 1 year ago
“psst green, I can’t wait to go swimming in that big glass pool!… How come you guys look so worried?’
about 1 year ago
knitting pills??? gee, they make pills for everything now!!
about 1 year ago
I definitely need some of these, my second sock syndrome really is acting up lately.