Tiny Pills

50 thoughts on “Tiny Pills”

1. Anything that cute is a sure cure for the winter blues.

2. They produce a warm and fuzzy feeling. :)

3. They help you stay awake so you can knit all night!

4. The punch from these little pills is for knitting super powers! Faster than the speed of light, able to cable, fair isle, steek & calculate complex patterns. Of course all for truth justice & the american way!

5. They look like chill pills to me!

6. take two and knit more in the morning!

7. They will fill a prescription for jolly fun-time happiness! Side effects include excessive smiling and a warm and fuzzy feeling.

8. One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to goooooooo! :)

9. This cutest of all prescriptions is the cure for second sock syndrome, frogging fever, and tink-itis.

10. If your knitting’s feeling blue, take a tiny pill or two!

11. It’s a placebo pills?? Tiny pills the best for tiny kids and they big illness

12. watch out for Dr. Mario! :)

13. we promise not to pill when you wash us. oh wait……

14. Happy pills!!! I need me some. :)

15. Adorable pills are the best cure for any case of the blues.

16. Gauge too tight? Take the pink one.
    Dropped a stitch 6 rows back? Take the yellow one.
    Have a few yards left and 10 rows to finish? (and discontinued yarn?) take 2 green pills!

17. We can heal your achy breaky heart.

18. Green ones create giggles, yellow ones conquer yarn over disasters, and pink ones, well, they cure EVERYTHING!

19. They look like Fiber Pills to me!

20. Green and Yellow were getting tired of Pink’s constant singing of “White Rabbit”

21. “Knit three and call me in the morning!”

22. To cure you of Winter Blues, slip these pills in your pocket and squeeze whenever you feel the need for a “pick me up”. Better yet, this amazing new cure for Winter Blues doesn’t even need to enter your body to work!
    There are no side effects at all, unless you do decide to swallow them – that would be bad, very bad.
    So ask your doctor for them today and stock up for a long Winter!

23. THE original ALICE IN WONDERLAND shrink pills. Great for small projects!!!!!

24. Don’t know how to knit? Take a pill!
    Sewing too hard for you? Take a pill!
    Can’t figure out crochet? Take a pill!

    Introducing the brand new crafting pills- you will be able to pick up the above crafts and so many more with ease! Take one everyday in the morning and spend the day creating!

    Warning: taking more than three of these pills daily will result in addiction… to craft!

25. Viewing these pills daily is proven highly effective for eliminating melancholy by increasing potency and duration of creative inspiration. :)

26. For those with lack of smiles: try happy pills guarenteed to bring a smile on your face!!
    (Side effects may include: excessive giggling; difficultly in being angry; and new found knitting skills)
    TRY THEM TODAY!!!

    (today is my b-day:))

27. The green pill takes you down the rabbit hole.
    The yellow pill takes to the stars
    The pink pill well it takes you to the most fun place of all…a yarn store full of cashmere!!! :)

28. FINALLY!
    The cure for the dreaded WIPs…

29. Take one for your recommended daily allowance of fiber!

30. pursuit of happyness or karma pills

31. Ad: “Hey! Do you want you knit too much? Can you NOT stop knitting? Do you think you can NEVER EVER knit too much? Do you have trouble casting on, knitting on dpns, adding stitches, decreasing stitches, or any thing else? Then these are the pills for you! Find ’em at your local pharmacy/craft store! If you can’t find ’em, contact us at KNIT-THE-PILLS. That’s 5648-843-74554. If you call us by Monday, you can get us cheap, nine dollars total. That’s three dollars each, instead of the regular five bucks! Now that’s cheap! See ya!”

32. The green ones make you move slowly. (A few young mothers bought these. Heaven knows why.)
    The pink ones are for curing purple people of being purple. (We haven’t actually sold any yet.)
    The yellow ones are in case of an alien invasion, and, when swallowed, cause instant, complete global annihilation. (We’re still perfecting this remedy.)

33. They will produce awareness of color and cuteness to the taker.

34. When taken, these fiber-y pills will give you the feeling of being in a yarn store. Ya’know that feeling when you walk into a HUGE yarn store with yarn for walls? That feeling of overwhelment?

    That feeling.

35. one pill makes you larger ,
    and the other makes you small ,
    and the one that mother gives you
    doesn’t do anything at all

36. For when you are feeling a little frayed!

37. move over, excedrin! cuteness does relieve headaches

38. i definitely should have taken the pink pill!

    (obscure matrix reference)

39. Take two of these and Knit me in the morning.

40. These pills are for homeopathy. You don’t take them. You just keep them with you and they encourage your body to heal itself with no side effects. Doesn’t it just sound perfect?

41. just started reading your blog and love it and your creations!! <3

42. These pills are a sadness cure-all!

43. Knitting a pill a day keeps the doctor away!

44. Knit two pills and purl me in the morning :-)

45. One pill, two pills, red pills, blue pills…

    Or

    Knit 2 capsules, they’re good for what ails you

46. Pills to cure all your fiber ills.

47. I can’t overdose on these tiny pills, ’cause I’m already addicted – to knitting!

48. “psst green, I can’t wait to go swimming in that big glass pool!… How come you guys look so worried?’

49. knitting pills??? gee, they make pills for everything now!!

50. 
    Leta:
    
    This cutest of all prescriptions is the cure for second sock syndrome, frogging fever, and tink-itis.

    I definitely need some of these, my second sock syndrome really is acting up lately.

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