The seventeenth tiny thing is a Tiny Box of Tissues.
Knowing their days are numbered, they wince at every sneeze.
Yvonne suggested it first in the comments, but then Kimberly made me laugh with her rhyme (“Think of all the ‘issues’ a box of tissues could have”), so they both get free patterns!
The sixteenth tiny thing is a Tiny Violin.
He doesn’t care about your problems. (But the bow does!)
Reader Mildawg managed to read my mind on this one, so Mildawg gets a free pattern!
The fifteenth tiny thing is a Tiny Ghost.
A whole apartment is too big for him, so for now he is haunting my hand.
I thought someone had suggested a ghost in the comments…but I guess not!
The fourteenth tiny thing is a Tiny Ice Cream.
The cone is wishing that he had ordered a single.
SylverX was the first commenter to suggest ice cream, so she gets a free pattern! Thanks, SylverX!
The thirteenth tiny thing is a Tiny Armadillo.
He doesn’t know what to do with himself since he isn’t dead on the side of the road.
This one is dedicated to my dad, who has been requesting a knitted armadillo for years!
The twelfth tiny thing is a Tiny Earth.
He spends most of his time trying to get the tiny continents to quit talking all at once.
Antarctica (bottom right) is the only one who ever listens, of course.
Thank you all for the great suggestions for tiny things! Your ideas are super helpful and inspirational, so please keep them coming in the comments. If I end up making the tiny thing that you suggest, you’ll get a free (not-tiny) pattern!
The eleventh tiny thing is a Tiny Tornado.
He picked up a tiny tree a few towns back, and he thinks it’s the perfect accessory! The tree doesn’t share the sentiment, unfortunately.
The tenth tiny thing is a Tiny Vacuum Cleaner.
He’s seeking therapy after years of being told that he sucks.