39 thoughts on “Tiny Duck

  1. So a Tiny duck walks into a bar and flys up to the barkeeper and says” I’ll have a bowl of beer, easy on the suds please.” The barkeeper puts a bowl of beer up for Tiny and Tiny jumps up and starts swimming round and round. Then the barkeeper asks ” Are you gona drink that beer there Tiny?” And Tiny says, ” Oh no, I never drink and swim.”

  2. A tiny duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at him, “Are you looking for a duck fart?”

    The tiny duck replies, “no, but I am going to see the fluffy duck in the corner.”

  3. A tiny duck walks into a bar and the barman says will that be cash or check and the duck says “just put it on my bill”

  4. A tiny duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender ” I would like two ducks and a cow”.
    The bartender looks at the duck with a puzzled look.
    The duck replies “That would be two quackers and a glass of milk please :-)

  5. and asks “Got any bread?”

    Barman says “No.”

    Duck says “Got any bread?”

    Barman says “No.”

    Duck says “Got any bread?”

    Barman says “No, we have no bread.”

    Duck says “Got any bread?”

    Barman says “No, we haven’t got any bread!”

    Duck says “Got any bread?”

    Barman says “No, are you deaf?! We haven’t got any bread! ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar!!!”

    Duck says “Got any nails?”

    Barman says “…No”

    Duck says “Got any bread?”

  6. a tiny duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has seen mother goose. He looks confused and says no not today. And the tiny duck says thank god cause than I dont have to deal with the ugly duckling tonight! Pour me a beer!!

  7. A tiny duck walks into a bar and hops onto a stool. With a glum look on his face he asks the bartender ‘did you hear what happened to the chicken who tried to cross the road?’

  8. So a Tiny Duck walks into a bar…
    and says to the bartender, “grey goose on the rocks.”
    The bartender says, ” I’m not grey, or on rocks.”

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    So a Tiny Duck walks into a bar…
    and asks to be roasted.

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    So a Tiny Duck walks into a bar…
    and asks for his bill.

  9. So a Tiny Duck walks into a bar…
    and asks the bartender for a water. The bartender gives him a dirty look for not ordering an expensive drink so the tiny duck replies “What? Someone as small as me can’t have a big bill!”

  10. So a tiny duck walks in to a bar and says; ” !graznar!
    !graznar! ¿Me puede dar una bebida?”

    And the bartender scratches his head, because he’s never seen a duck so small before…
    The end

    Ah! I don’t even think that makes sense! Oh well! Hope I win. lol :) :D

  11. Thought of another one out of no where…

    So a tiny duck walks into a bar and says…
    “Well, I’m no seeing eye duck.”

    Sadly… I am the only one that finds me funny…

    ooh oh

    So a tiny duck walks into a bar and says…
    “what’s the mallard with you?”

  12. So a tiny duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Any penguin chicks here tonight?”

    “No,” said the bartender, “Why do you dig those penguins?”

    “Man,” said the duck, “their Southern accents just blow me away.”

    ——-

    Okay that’s lame…but all the quacker jokes have been done already.

  13. So a Tiny Duck walks into a bar… and says to the platypus “hi my names Drake what’s yours?” the platypus reply…”Bill”.

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