Winning caption by Les:
Tiny crab is trying to pinch out the last bit of sunscreen. He’s starting to look like a lobster!
It’s been feeling like a moist oven here in NYC this week, and at times I felt like scuttling off into the East River for some relief. Hence, a Tiny Crab seemed appropriate!
I wonder what Tiny Crab pinches when he gets hot and crabby? Leave your caption in the comments, and we’ll choose our favorite on Monday. This time the winner will get a free PDF pattern for a cool, soothing Rainycloud!
In the sea of yarn only fest Tiny Crab has to worry about is a Cute-fest!
Tiny Crab wishes he could knit, but every time he tries, he ends up snapping the needles with his tiny claws.
Tiny Crab was once in love
With Little Miss Crab, who was sent from above
One day they went to the beach, and she sent him for ice cream
So Tiny Crab walked down by the stream.
He got two ice creams, both flavored with kelp
He ate his, but when hers melted, there was nothing to do but help.
He ate her ice cream, all up in a gulp
And she got so mad, she could’ve beaten him to a pulp.
“What happened, what happened?” she cried.
“It was melting, and I ate it… but please know that I tried.”
In an angry, hungry, haste, she appropriately replied:
“YOU SHELLFISH BASTARD!”
Tiny Crab pinches his claws together and knits some seaweed to make himself a tiny hammock so he can chill & relax :-)
Tiny crab likes to kick back with an icy cold tiny mojito. It’s great for hot days and he really loves how he looks in mint.
I may be small, but I can pack a punch!
Tiny crab wants a hug! And if he doesn’t get one fast he is using those tiny claws to snatch your cookies AND your frappuchino.
Sometimes when crabby feels like a grinch,
he goes up to someone and gives them a pinch!
Crabs are for eating, not sharing!
Tiny crab is always willing to help you hold and block your knitting.
A tiny carb,
what does he do,
but walk around all day.
He looks and looks,
but not for food,
for wool and needles to play.
With pattern in place,
and design at mind,
small crab begins to knit.
But what is this,
his claws they clamp,
the magic begins to rip
Poor tiny crab,
his work is gone,
just strands left to show.
But crab persists,
and stats to stick,
the pieces row by row.
Crab is very crabby. When he knits, his claws keep catching on his yarn!
Red dressed, Tiny Crab
Makes your eyes light up like stars!
He is never drab!
a tiny crab is feeling quite drab
so he went to crabby facility mab
she pinched him and said with a bonk on the head
“i facility mab am felling quite mad!”
Tiny Crab dosen’t like water; when he gets wet he shrinks!
Don’t make this little crab angry, he’ll become steamed!
“Shall we purl?”, said Tiny Crab to the oyster.
“Let me knit,or I’ll pinch you!”
I always catch crabs when I go on holiday!!
I’m feeling a little crabby.
Tiny crab is trying to pinch out the last bit of sunscreen. He’s starting to look like a lobster!
Tiny pink crab is after your tiny pink toes!
Tiny crab; I’m the good kind of “snappy.”
When things get hot this tiny crab “takes a pinch of this and a pinch of that and makes himself a margarita”
He wants a tiny snow cone of his own
“It’s not my fault I’m always crabby!”
Oh snap!
Tiny Crab… The RIGHT kind of crab to have.
Tiny crab said hello to the sea, and the sea gave him a wave back.
My name is Louie
I come from the sea,
To make from me cakes
Would be a mistake,
It’d be full of wool
And make you too full.
” tiny crab, don’t be such a crab! Oh, wait a minute… “
Oh crab sticks… where did i leave my shell?
Oh, those wonderful fishermen! They’re lowering some food to me! How thoughtful.
Mr. Crab saw his wife looking as though she was in desperate need of a good pinch, so he snuck up on her and gave her one, square on her back side.
To this, she gave him no satisfaction of a response and instead continued with her knitting.
Little did Mr. Crab know at the time, but what Mrs. Crab was knitting were claw restraints, for the next time he decided she was in good need of a pinch!!!
TIny Crab pinches those annoying seagulls that squawk and squawk at him because they think he is FOOD!!
Tiny crab cannot believe how many people want his autograph after he made an appearance on Sex and the City!
Tiny crab hates to be told not to pick at his food. He’s been known to take a swipe at his critics’ wagging fingers!
Tiny crab goes into his tiny air-conditioned sea-shell on hot days.
“it’s hot! it’s hot!
i’m feeling quite crabby!
from being locked,
in this giant abbey.
Oh wait!
Oh wait!
i’ve found my knitting,
hopefully my scarf
will look quite fitting!”