Winning caption by Emi:
Does this stripe make me look fat??
This little guy has a very dangerous job! He’s often taken for granted, but I thought you readers could give him a little support by offering up some cute captions for him. Leave your caption in the comments to this post, and we’ll choose our favorite on Monday!
The winner will get a PDF pattern for something else very orange… Stackable Cats!
I hear he does a great safety dance.
The only bad side to his job is when he gets put on drunk peoples heads so they can pretend to be a wizard.
he may look like a softie, but he’s tough on the inside!
Tiny Traffic Cone says, “Please don’t run me over!”
“I’m tiny so you need to be aware and remember – Safety First “says Tiny Traffic Cone.
Tiny Traffic Cone believes in “Safety First!” and asks that you please don’t knit and drive!
Safety cones and construction zones are so common around here, we call him the Tennessee State Tree. This little guy must be just a sapling…I’m sure he’s quite poplar.
Watch out!
he’s a photographic traffic cone..
Stop in the name of yarn!
Tiny Traffic Cones warns all drivers to Not Tread on Me!
Safety conscious single guy lookin’ for love. Likes: people watching, riding in the open back of a pickup, and the band Men at Work…
“Be careful of the cuteness!” :)
Don’t worry little traffic cone! You may be dodging cars now, but someday some teen will steal you and put you in their room, or some drunk will put you on their head and take you home, or maybe you and your buddies can team up and become this cone light: http://inhabitat.com/ultra-mod-cone-light-made-from-recycled-traffic-cones/
Anything can happen! :D
Tiny safety cone never felts away from his duty.
Through felt, stitch, and yarn this lil feller will keep your needles in line!
“I´m the ninja of traffic”
Tiny traffic cone is always in a work zone. He wishes he could get holidays off.
At work, on the road ain’t no dream. When cars see me they get loud and obscene. I wish I could tell them “I’m temporary!! and seldom!!-and when flipped I can hold your ice cream.”
Does this stripe make me look fat??
After hours in the hot sun, ignored and unappreciated, the poor, heat-stroked Traffic Cone dreams of the day when he will reincarnate as a stop sign or a street light…
after all day of a painful life pepole crashing in to me, dogs relieving themselves one word ew if only i had legs, but my friends brother got drunk brought a cone home and his son took if from him and treets it like a dog he walks it, drops food in its “mouth’, and all that other stuff, and one day he will treeted as a dog too.
I could have been a Sortimg Hat, but they said my personality was too colorful.
On the road again.
Just can’t wait to get on the road again…
(Me and Willie Nelson hang out a lot.)
Watch out…knitter ahead.
tiny traffic cone has a farmers tan
don’t have a caption for lil traffic cone, but did you see this on LionBrand Yarns site: http://www.lionbrandyarnstudio.com/lionStudioBlog/?p=9170
I did – thanks, Sue! I’m planning to blog about it next week with more pics!
Tiny lavender filled traffic cone guards the wool telling moths to “Stop! Now go to the light.”
Why did tiny traffic cone cross the road?
Because tiny chicken always told him, “You cone do it!”
Tiny Traffic Cone is always ready for a party, he comes with his own hat!
Have no fear, Tiny Traffic Cone is here.
“Safety first!” He squeaks.
“Careful crossing!” He warns.
“Dont drive there!” He reminds.
“DONT GO IN THAT DIRECTION!!” He gasps.
Tiny traffic cone and his adorable army of cuteness cones save the day in the sweetest way! :D
Tiny Traffic Cone: Your first line of defense in any knitting emergency! Perfect for blocking the area when looking for a lost DPN, stitch marker or cable needle.
I am tiny traffic cone,
Please don’t go driving while talking on the phone
Oh No!
Stay in the driving zone!
Tiny Cone wishes he is a mouse as he watches Tom and Jerry through the window of a car passing by.
“Don’t run with knitting needles!” This has been a tiny message for your safety from tiny traffic cone.
I see you! Do you see me?
Spoken by T.T. Cone, the official Oklahoma State Mascot
”Don’t run with knitting needles!” is his motto. And boy, does he enforce it!
Darn, someone else said something like that. :( I didn’t see that….
somebody call 911! there is fire burnin on the dance floor! wwooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
sorry that wasnot my caption my caption is
why couldnt i be an ice cream cone!
and a question for anna- can you print PDFs?
Warning, tiny hazard cones are ending up in stitches all over the road!
Tiny Safety Cones: Perfect for your ant, caterpillar, or grasshoper safety needs!
You think my day job is dangerous? At night, I moonlight at Baskin Robbins 31 flavors ice cream store as a waffle cone form. Now that gets hot!
I may be tiny, but I am mighty.—Tiny Traffic Cone
“Don’t you honk that horn at me!”
“You Ain’t gonna knock me down, ’cause I remember y’all from Toy Story! You owe me a favor! Gimme a Massage!” (1 hour later!) “Hey, you! Slinky dog, rub my base!”
Toys Mutter: “Wow, this cone is bossy! Knock ‘im over, Rex!”
Slow for the Cone Zone! Knitters listening to Men At Work ahead!
Tiny Traffic Cone – Keeping baby ducks, turtles, and other street-crossing critters from falling into black holes of death, also known as potholes. He’s a hero!
life is good when you’re a traffic cone. you get to save lives… not so good for the ice cream cones.
“I hate when rabbits confuse me with a giant carrot”
He is so small that people used to have a hard time hearing his warnings, but one day he turned on his side and became a mega phone and no longer has to strain his voice!
I was cruising my hometown’s paper online and saw this article today! Thought of you and Tiny Traffic Cone! http://magicvalley.com/news/local/twin-falls/orange-cones-a-love-story/article_6648d3b0-380c-5ed9-8438-64ca947457be.html
I stand out with my hideous shade of orange.
CAUTION:
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Tiny traffic cone just wants to be loved. All he wants is a tiny stop sign to take to the Halloween Mochi Mochi Land dance!
I think this is too adorable! Had the mistaken impression it was in the new book tho! Want to make lots for my truck driver hubby!!!!