Winning caption by Gwen:
No one wants to talk to tiny beet – he’s such a borscht.
Why a tiny beet? Why not!
Plus, there are endless pun possibilities with “beet,” right? Prove me right with your tiny beet captions in the comments! We’ll pick our favorite on Tuesday to win…
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Please remember to only leave one caption—we’ve had to disqualify some great entries in the past because of multiples.
I don’t have a proper caption, but it makes me think of Shel Silverstein and his line “lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.” I don’t remember which poem it is, but I know it’s from A Light in the Attic. :)
Feel the beet down to your root.
“Earthy is compliment, right????”
I’m just a little beet
With narry a little feet
With a little twist
And a flick of the wrist
I become the knittiest beet there is!
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
Mr. Beet lives it up in a tin foil bungalow with his wife, Rosemary, where the air’s always hot.
“Aaeeoooo…killer tofu.”
Of course I’m sweet. I’m a *sugar* beet, silly.
Just beet it.
he may look small and sweet
and some may say a tasty treat
but please don’t eat
this little beet
because he is my friend
I may be a tiny beet but I can carry a big tune with hearty beat!
So you want me to make a pun of myself? You’d have to beet me to do it!
” We got tha beet!”
“…and the beet grows on!”
Tiny beet,
Frizzled feet,
Plucked from peat,
Super sweet,
But if you mind,
Please don’t eat!
Don’t feel beet down, plant your roots, and stand your ground!
Tiny beet would do a dance for you but sadly, he has no tiny feet.
No one wants to talk to tiny beet – he’s such a borscht.
Beet it! Beet it!
Get you knife and fork and eat it!
Beet, Beet likes watching Beep, Beep.
Just in case :)
(Beep, Beep is a cartoon featuring Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner by Warner Bros.)
Beetutiful!!
Beets are Big,
Beets are Small,
I don’t really care at ALL!
The tiny Beet is BEST you SEE.
Because it was knitted,
And sewn by ME!
This tiny beet’s so tired of the puns about it, it might just “beet’ up the next person who makes. Whoops! Pow!
Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet
Oh Tiny beet
So adorably petite
From your color and size
Your leaves and your eyes
That I could just cry!
if people are mean to me, i sing this:
beet it, beet it! dont make me repeat it!
JUST BEET IT! :P
How embarrassing, I forgot to trim my roots! Do they look ok?
Tiny beet marches to the beat of his own tiny drum!
The beetific beet sat in the street
beating a fleet of sweet
neat
treats?
Of all the beets, big and small,
Comes a knit beet.
The others were suspicious of it at first,
But then decided,
If you can’t beet ’em, join ’em!
Although I’m glad to be the focus of this week’s caption contest, I’m afraid that I’ve beet you to the pun!
After a hard day looking tiny and awesome I sure am beet!
He’s blushing beet red with love.
“Valentine, you make my heart skip a beet!”
Vegetable police got to the root of the problem when they unearthed this dead beet.
There’s supposed to be “one” after “makes” in my pun.
“b”, “b”, sounds like a bee
but is not more beautiful
than a tiny little beet,
so gorgeous in red,
and incredible in roots,
this tiny little knit is for this beautiful beet.
i’m tiny beetsy knity
i’m a tiny knitted beet
if you want to come and see me
feel free to join me,
but remember always you must to bring
a tiny knitted tea for me.
Tiny beet is sick of people singing Michael Jackson’s “Just beat it” and laughing when they walk by his patch. He may be purple and unpopular as a sandwich ingredient but this little guy has feelings too! Oh well, at least he has tiny carrot and tiny tater to talk to. What makes being a mochi worthwhile is all the friends.
Beet me with love not tangled yarn
I might be tiny,
Bit I can still beet your ass!!!!
Why am I so tiny, you ask? Beets me!
Looks a lot like Luna Lovegood’s cutely earrings.
That one’s from I think vegetarian poem. It’s an awesome poem!
Why yes, my name *is* Nick. How did you know?
These are fun! I like that one… Nick, the knit beet… and I like the borscht reference, too.
Here’s mine: Far from analphabeet, this twee tuber is a passionate fan of pulp fiction.
I’m so sorry!
Don’t BEET me up!! :o(
ha! beet me at a knitting competition? impossoble! it’s in my roots, after all.