This is a free and easy pattern for everyone to enjoy. Please check out the Mochimochi Land Shop for more patterns that you’ll love!
Who doesn’t need a roll of knitted toilet paper? Great as a bathroom gag, an unconventional scarf, or the perfect Halloween costume: a toilet-papered tree!
This pattern is super-simple and can be made with a variety of yarn and gauges. I used a 4-ply wool yarn for the paper so that it would be relatively thin and paper-like, and I used a light worsted yarn for the cardboard core so that it would have a little structure.
4 ply wool yarn in white (I used Pear Tree Australia 100% merino, one skein of which made 7 toilet paper squares)
Light worsted weight yarn in brown (I used Elann.com Peruvian Highland Wool)
Small amount of black yarn for embroidered features
Size 4 straight needles and size 5 double-pointed needles, or sized to your yarn
Gauge: Doesn’t matter!
k2tog = knit 2 stitches together
yo = yarn over
Pattern starts here!
With white yarn, cast on 33 stitches onto straight needles
Work 34 rows stockinette stitch (knit on right side, purl on wrong side)
Next row: [k2tog, yo] to last stitch, k1
Purl one row
You have just knitted one toilet paper square.
To continue to make squares, work 32 rows stockinette stitch (instead of 34), then work the row of [k2tog, yo] and the purl row, then repeat, beginning with 32 rows. For the last square, work 34 rows again, and cast off.
Make as many squares as you like!
To embroider on faces with your black yarn, make two small horizontal stitches for each eye, and embroider on a mouth with backstitch.
With brown yarn, cast on 22 stitches onto 3 double-pointed needles, place marker, and join in a round.
Knit 36 rounds, or as many rounds as you need to match the width of your toilet paper, and cast off.
Sew the end of your toilet paper to the “cardboard” with backstitch.
Enjoy your newfound friend!
© 2007 Anna Hrachovec / Mochimochi Land
Please do not copy or distribute any part of this pattern without permission.
Please do not sell items made from this pattern without permission.
Update 10/8/07: Thank you, Natalie, for mentioning Mr. Toilet Paper on the Craft blog!
23 thoughts on “Free Pattern: Toilet Paper”
I LOVE this pattern!
That is SO cute! I would totally knit one up to keep in the bathroom, but I just know someone would use it!
yaaaaaaaaaay! i can’t wait to make myself a little TP friend! :)
Adorable! But my cat would swipe it to play with, or someone would think it was to use! Yikes!
beautiful! I want to leave it as a substitute once I take the last square of the real T.P….but I am afraid that my boy might seriously use it!
sort of gross, yet also hilarious and cute! I love it.
This is awesome!
Aaah! As if my Ravelry queue wasn’t *quite* long enough. Such an addiction!
Now the only thing I have to do now is find yarn and start knitting!!
Too cute! But my guy would totally use it and I wouldn’t want to have to wash it!
Another hilarious knit! Since my friends make fun of me for having “toilet knitting” [hey, I don’t mock them for reading in there..] this is another must-knit for me. No Wool House is complete without it!
Aww such a cutie.
Nothing on the net has made me laugh as much!
Awesome. Awesome and hilarious. My brother’s getting one for a scarf for xmas, that’s all there is to it.
Love it! Already got one on a pair of needles!
Its awesome, wos, jus got to amke one for my hubby .. i just love your ideas … :)
Glad to hear so many of you are thinking of making (and maybe using?) this pattern. As my dad said when he saw it, he’s been waiting for re-usable tp for a long time, so who knows?!
That is soo cute!
I wonder how i can wear it as a scarf.. probably have to make it longer.
I would totally love to wear toilet paper around my neck >w
Love the pattern…its the most weirdest thing i have seen knitted for a while. I’m soooooo going to knit it, and scare some people.
yay! Available just in time for Halloween! Thank you so much for the pattern.
ha,ha,ha, very funny
That is too cute.
I wonder if I can get someone to make one for me.
I LOVE THIS.
it is beyond CUTE… I have to look around for suitable wool! :)
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