71 thoughts on “Tiny Match

  1. “When I saw you across the room, I though I’d strike up a conversation. Do you feel a spark, too?”

  2. Most kids run from fire. Just try to remain calm and not get too alarmed when I start striking conversations..

  3. You’ve gotten a lot of these already, but come on. Its The Doors: “Come on baby light my fire”

  4. “fire burning! fire burning on the dance floor! that little match is fire burning on the dance floor!”

  5. I already submitted one but had to include Disqualify me but I do it for the fun!…

    With one strike and then a blow… He had met his match.

    Ahhh I love this it always gets all the punny juices going

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