Winning caption by Diana K:
This ain’t a tater for the faint of hearted
No silent bite, cause it’s crunchy and salted.
I ain’t gonna be just a tater in the crowd
You’re gonna shout my goodness
as you eat me out loud….
It’s my life, it’s now or never
I ain’t gonna last forever
I just wanna make your taste buds sing.
Last night I ate fancy tater tots while Bon Jovi sat at the next table. And it wasn’t even a dream! Just a New York evening. Now I’ve got rock anthems and fried potatoes on the mind…
This little tot needs a cute caption, so please leave yours in the comments! (One per person, please.) The winner on Monday will get a free PDF pattern of their choice from the Mochimochi Shop PLUS the new Tessellation Dinos cross-stitch pattern. Caption away!
PEEL?! I thought you said purl.
Wait a second, i’m guessing now we aren’t going to a BASH either.
“I’m a tater…in a steel basket I’m fried…I’m wanted (waaanted) mashed, peeled or fried.”
*cue: guitar solo in Bon Jovi’s ‘Dead or Alive’.
:)
The tater tot thought and thought,
why did people want him hot?
The grisly truth was then revealed–
He was wanted as a meal!
aaaaw! he’s the tater tottiest.. :}
This ain’t a tater for the faint of hearted
No silent bite, cause it’s crunchy and salted.
I ain’t gonna be just a tater in the crowd
You’re gonna shout my goodness
as you eat me out loud….
It’s my life, it’s now or never
I ain’t gonna last forever
I just wanna make your taste buds sing.
In the epic battle of tots or fries, Tiny Tot emerged victorious!
Tater Tot sat and sat and dreamed and dreamed of the day when she’d be not a wee little tot but but a hot old mot!
Tot through the heart and you’re too lame,
you give taters a bad name.
(that seems a little mean, though I’m from the UK and we don’t have tater tots over here so I could guess what they were but had to look it up, to check)
But my preference is…
She says we’ve gotta hold on to that potato tot,
it doesn’t make a difference if we eat it or not,
we’ve got another, theres alot,
For love – we’ll give to Jon!
i just want to say how much i love mochimochiland fans and all the great slogans they come up with…. carry on!
Ditto Emily!
“This tater caters to it’s creator!”
You say “potato,” I say “adorable.”
Tiny tot? — or, the tiniest?
Why do all the ladies love me? Cause I’m too hot to tot.
The tiny tater tried and tried
But he couldn’t end up at Bon Jovi’s side.
He was stuck on your plate,
Between you and your date,
When you ended his life,
It was to his delight,
That he want to the white light,
Singing:
Whooah, we’re half way there
Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear
Livin on a prayer
Tiny Tot went on a vacation for two weeks in England.
When he cam back he didn’t say tomato any more, he said tom-a-to, and what’s more he also didn’t say potato any more BUT pot-a-to!
Tot’s accent didn’t last long though-he went to France and became a FRENCH Fry!
sacré bleu! ^_^
Jon Bon Jovi? That’s really cool. His birthday was on Wednesday. He turned 49.
im a cute wittle twator twot! So pwease dont eat me! By Lexa.
It’g so cute! I actually had tatertot’s today!
im no couch potato, im training to be a super fry
Idaho? I’m a tot! Not a ho…
(I want to say more!, but I won’t… but but but…so many plausible things that cute little spud could say. *tear*)
These comments are adorable! What creative readers you have. Your little tater tot is adorable!
a tiny tater tot haiku:
tiny tater tot,
much too cute to ever eat!
plus? you’re made of yarn!
“I’m not a tater tot! I’m a rock!”
“Hey man give me your tots.”
You say tomato, I say to-mah-toe!
You say potato, I say purl-tah-toe!
I have no caption, but this is so adorable! I love the purl stitches!
Tiny Tater Tot says “bite Me”.
I’m no average potato… I’m a hot tot ready to rock!
I live in Australia, we do not have tater tots, but I have heard of the name. What are they???
Gulnoza – I think they’re the same thing as Potato Gems here in Australia. Little inch-long blobs of fried potato mash.
Oh, I get the idea now. Funny name isn’t it, “tater tots”?
“When I grow up, I want to be a vodka shot, so I can hang out with rock stars, too!”
no longer satisfied with being tucked away along with a few of his friends in a tiny section of a small plastic tray, tater tot dreamed of graduating out of grade school lunch and becoming an exchange student in high school, wanting to be known as a tater tot no more, but as a french fry tater teen
My polkadotted cousins are speck tators, and my plain, russet cousins common taters. The kids at the circle cut fry place are rotaters. I may be a tater tot now, but when I grow up, I will be a computater, not some imitater!
“Mama, I don’t care what you say. I WILL grow up to be a tall French Fry!”
I may be the tiniest tater tot that ever came to be but I have something that other don’t – lots of knits & purls :-)
How about Tate The Tot or you caught the Tater
darcysknottyknitter@gmail.com
Looks like tiny potato found his calling
Bon Jovi may have met his match because, inside, that is not just *a* tater tot, that is a popular fried side dish accompanied by scrambled eggs, ketchup, and oily goodness in one!
Tater tot – AW! I wanted to be scalloped. :(
I’ve got skills, baby.
Okay, what I really wanted to say was this one:
“Napoleon, give me some of your tots.”
Small fry?!
Tater Tot dreams of growing into a sizable spud.
Its my Life! I maybe small but I am packed full of GOOD stuff!
bom, bom, bom, bom…another tater bites the dust…
This Spud is for you!