Winning caption by Tracey:
Tiny clown hopes to replace Ronald McDonald as the new representative for a diet conscious mcworld with the slogan “super downsize me!”.
This tiny clown is running away from the circus!
He’s just escaped a life of seltzer water in the face and getting crammed into a car, but he’s not sure where to go next. What’s an escaped tiny clown to do?
Let us know where he’s running off to in the comments (one per person please), and we’ll choose our favorite on Tuesday to win an adorable alien tape measure from Tomo and Timo!
Thank you to Tomo of Tomo and Timo for contributing the prize again this time!
44 thoughts on “Tiny Clown”
He’s off to join his bearded lady love. They will raise chickens on the prairie.
Aw, he’s running off to be a bank manager!
He’s off for an adventure with Thumbelina!
He should become a cobbler as he’s had lots of experience with the larger-sized ones….;-)
Tiny clown, he has no plans. Of course he’ll be clowning around the town in his little clown pants!
Can’t sleep or the the tiny clown will eat me
His style may have been outrageous before, but prepare yourself! Tiny clown has a passion for fashion!
tiny clown hopes to replace ronald mcdonald as the new representative for a diet conscious mcworld with the slogan “super downsize me!”.
This Tiny clown is running away
because life in the circus is all work and no play
He wants to see the animals at the zoo
or maybe take a trip to Timbuktu
But wherever he goes, whether China or France
He’ll always be stuck with his funny colored pants!
Tiny Clown wants to see Cirque due Soleil!
ooops! I missed an important word in my #4 posting… He’s had lots of experience with the larger-sized shoes .
A clown of the minor persuasion
All dressed for a big top occasion
More funny by half
His jokes make you laugh
For his act is a wee revelation!
He’s off to meet Nellie the Elephant far far away,
in the silvery light on the road to Mandalay.
Tiny clown is tired of tiny cars filled to overflowing with a dozen other tiny clowns and their appendages poking his tiny red nose.
He’s off to find a roomier ride with plush leather seats and plenty of space to stretch out his not-so tiny clown toes.
Where else would a clown go work…Wall Street!
Correction to # 12…it should read “Too funny by half”
QUIT CLOWNING AROUND! says the man. I literally cant… its what i do
Clown: Please don’t eat me!
Cannibal: No way. You will taste funny
Tiny Clown is running to Brazil! He’s always wanted to partake in Carnival!
Tiny Clown is running away
The circus is boring, he could not stay,
So he tried Journalisim, It wouldn’t stick
So he tried politics, they were all pricks
Next he’s trying selling selling cars
Or maybe a mission to Mars
Now appearing in the center ring, Tiny Clown and his tiny cable act!
Tiny clown ran away from the3 circus cos they were always saying he would never fill his fathers shoes. He is going to live on the beach somewhere and walk barefoot in the sand. Just a bit worried about the sea gulls. As long he doesn’t look like a chip he should be OK!
He will be giving nightmares to children everywhere…
Tiny clown wants to run away
The circus is so boring day to day
Because no one goes there anyway
Perhaps off to a shore or a parade
To show of his knitted outfit he made!
Tiny Clown’s looking for his Tiny Unicycle to ride away on. (He would take the Tiny Car but the rest of the Tiny Clowns are still using it.)
Clowny is running away to the Land of Nowhere as he do not know where to go.
Sorry its a “does”.
He’s running away from the circus because he’s really old now and his joints ache when he jumps up and down in the big tent. He’s found a luxury nursing home by the beach in Brighton, England so he’s going to spend his final days there, watching the waves go back and forth and eating fish and chips on Brighton pier. I wish him well!
They could probably fit way more than 40 tiny clowns in a tiny car.
He’s running off to join the gnomes in mochimochi land, they lead a much more adventurous life!
He will be a birthday clown!
Or he will go of on an adventure with the tiny viking.
For #24 the last line is actually:
To show off his knitted outfit he made!
Tiny clown can work in the birthday business, and work as a party entertainer entertaining tiny toys of all ages. From tiny chefs to tiny mermaids. But wait! There’s more! If you call now you get one tiny party free with your paid tiny order.
Tiny Clown is working on a program called the Clown Humane Society so no clown will have to face the hard circus life alone.
Tiny Clown is a hipster. He runs AWAY from the Circus. He’s so ironic.
He’s off to join a band of other run-away clowns. They are building a space rocket to get to the moon. Once there, they will have the best space picnic ever and play space cricket, before flying home and going to have fish and chips with Basil the fisherman in Whitby….
tiny clown, he runs around,
but knows not where to go.
tiny clown, must not be found,
must hide his bright pink ‘fro.
tiny clown, come to my town,
we’ll frolic in the snow!
Off-topic: your MIL’s yarn stash portrait made it onto that Facebook meme: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3393199229772&set=p.3393199229772&type=1&ref=nf
Tiny Clown is quite a romantic,
He acts carefree
But he’s really frantic
He had to disagree
With the circus ladies
So he left in a panic
He travelled to the city of love,
He went to a play,
And sat in the seats above,
He loved the music and ballet
The main actress stole his heart away
But sadly she was kissed on the last octave
Next he flew to New York
His goal was to find
A girl who liked pork
But little clown feeling confined
Left the unsatisfying grind
With only a fork
Tiny clown had the blues
He had not found the one
He could call his muse
His little heart was broken
When he remembered the one he forgotten
The one he would always choose.
Onto the plane
It was the only way
To get to his circus home again
It was about midday
When he ran to his Kay
And kissed her in the pig pen!
this tiny clown was tired of the same old scene,
being silly and clumsy when some days he just wanted to be mean,
in his heart of hearts, he wanted to knit
so he moved to Alaska bought some alpakas
and knits sweaters to his fibery hearts content!
So you think I am just a tiny bit creepy?
He’s run off to become an accountant. The little rebel!
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