Update: See the winning captions here!
Halloween is such a fun holiday to knit for!
The bad news about Tiny Witch is that the pattern for her won’t be out for a long time. The good news is that she will be in a new book that’s coming out next fall!
Now, for a Tiny Witch Caption Contest! Leave your caption in the comments (one per person), and we’ll choose our favorite on Monday. The winner gets a Tiny Zombie Kit!
“I knew I shouldn’t have taught Esmerelda that shrinking spell…”
“I’m not wicked. I’m wooly!”
Careful with that soap – oh no! Arrrgh – I’m felll-tinnng!
I’ll get that tiny pretty, and you’re even littler dog too!
Ignore #4. I wrote it wrong. Redo:
“I’ll get you my tiny pretty, and your even littler dog too!”
Which Witch is which?
…and THIS is what happens when a HOUSE falls on you.
Dpn, dpn purl and knit,
use scrap yarn, and a dash of wit!
(Tiny Witch’s spell for creating more tiny mochimochi!)
I’m not THAT tiny!!
Dorothy had a nasty surprise when she discovered the second cousin of the Wicked Witch of the West, who lived INSIDE the ruby slippers.
“No they said I’m a Witch, not itch.. even though I am made of wool”
“They may call me an itch, but I’m really a witch, but you would think, I am really tiny, so good bye, big old scary witches, good-bye! I’m so cute right?”
stitched inch witch
Hey!…. Where’s my sandwitch?!
I’m felting, I’m felting! Oh what a purl, what a purl! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful knittedness?
My name is Wicked-y and yes I am a witch. I’m cute and green but not so scary. Oh, I may be a little hairy.
Witch way to Oz? Never mind I Googled it.
No, I would not like a glass of water.
skeins and spooks ,
needles and hooks,
wake to your delight,
condure and cast
purl and twirl ,
allow my needled knit with all there might!!
Come my pretties, take some candy from my enchanted bowl, where I hide among the candy bars . One per person. If you’re greedy, I will curse you with pounds and pounds. HE HE HE.
Who said wicked? Tiny maybe, but wicked?
am i green, yes i’m green
and i’m the tiniest witch you’ve ever seen
any one got any peto? that twister did a number on me, i’m feeling green.
Spicky spacky, I see you,
Wonky wobbly, what would you do.
Trick or threat, stick or stones,
Potion I’ve made or maybe bones.
But first for breakfast, yup?
How bout eggs sunny side up?
my skin is not green! it is just.. just my green tea lotion
What magic does a knitting sorceress use?
Witch Craft.
All hail Macbeth! No, wait, that’s just going to end badly…
Almost time for All Hallows Eve! Now, where did I park my tiny broomstick?
I’m green with envy!!
Glinda may say that only bad witches are ugly, but I have to disagree with her on that point.
Poyl poyl, wool and spool
Safety eyes and Frankenstein
Make all knits as fine as I!
poyl, poyl. wrap and turn
make my knits ones to yearn!
didnt see my first post. couldnt remember what i had typed either. Didnt mean to post twice
go green? I’ve been green for as long as I can remember.
my skin is not green! it is um… my green tea moisturizer
omg i already wrote this i thought it was deleted sorry:(:)
She used to have a cat that was smaller then she was before she shrunk, but now she has to be careful her cat doesn’t bat her off the broom!
Who you calling a witch, giant?
My,your Tiny Dress and hat are very bewitching.
“Where’s my broom! Are you using it as a DPN again?”
After Hansel and Gretel had “peacefully coerced” the Wicked Witch into “moving away,” the Wicked Witch’s sister Tiny Knit Witch moved in and replaced all the candy with knitted candy which attracted only tiny inedible knit animals from Mochimochi land.