Winning caption by Gargoylegrl:
A tiny pirate I may be,
I’m nae much larger than a flea,
but I know me alphabet by far,
especially me ‘aye’s an ‘arrr’s!
Sometimes I feel like I’ve already knitted everything under the sun, and then I think of something super obvious that I haven’t yet made. So last night a knitted tiny pirate came into being!
Get your ARRs at the ready: it’s a tiny pirate caption contest! Let us know what this little guy’s personal pirate-y catchphrase is in the comments (one per person please), and we’ll pick our favorite on Monday.
Because a tiny pirate is on a very fishy diet, the winner will get the Tiny Sushi Bar patterns !
yarrrrrrrrnnn! (instead of arrrgh! or yarrrgh! or whatever pirates normally say.)
Have ye seen me booty?
Contrary to popular belief, tiny pirate only eats at the finest wool sushi bars.
Eye, matey….I maybe a mite, but alas thar she blows….
“a tiny pirate I may be,
Im nae much larger than a flea,
but I know me alphabet by far,
especially me ‘aye’s an ‘arrr’s “
I mat be teeny tiny, but I’m big on demands and insults -“Surrender yer yarn, yarr poop deck prancing cast-off!!!”
Yarn-ho, yarn-ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me!
In my knitted pirate ship on a knitted fleecy sea!
Stealing all the treasure, me and my tiny knitted crew!
Don’t cross us or it will be the knitted plank for you!
What do pirates like to craft with? Yaaaaarrrn!
What’s a pirate’s favorite socks?
Arrrgyle!
(Gosh, I have a ton of these.)
Tiny Pirate knows who would win in Tiny Pirate vs Tiny Ninja… Tiny Chuck Norris.
Ye be a ‘nittin’ an a ‘purlin’ me wooly matey. Arrrrrrr!
Gah! Should have been Yaarrrrrn! Not Arrrrrrr! Darn phone.
Little pirate doesn’t want anyone to know…
But his secret dream is to own a yarn shop.
There once was a pirate knitted,
Who loved to catch knit things in his net(ed)
So one day he cast off his net
Wool sushi he hoped to get
He had caught a frog insead(ed)
His biggest fear is that the Tiny clock in the Tiny crocodile will stop ticking.
yarn-ho and a bottle of yarn
He doesn’t have a sword. What kind of pirate doesn’t have a sword?!?!! (don’t answer that; it’s rhetorical)
Let me spin you a yarn
“They call me Cappn’ Yaarnz!!!”
There once was a pirate intreped,
King of the oceans he sail-ed
His one regret
That he couldn’t get wet,
For he will end up felted
Pieces of 8-ply!
my name is captain Polly
I ruled the Purling sea
up until one fateful day
when the cat found me
I fell beneath a cabinet
got lost inside your stash
and now that I am found again
I’m demanding all your cash
“Arrr-give me a hug scalawag!
Me no arrrrrrrrdarable! I arrr pirate!
(cause everyone keeps saying that he’s so adorable)
Why are pirates so cool?
Because they arrrrrrrrrre!
Ahoy up front and avast behind
me Yaaaaarny heart from loneliness unwind.
Perhaps yon mermaid will my True Love be
and sail we together this land of mochimochi!
Ye be knittin and purlin until the yarn runs out!
Ye be knittin and purlin til ye booty falls off!
yo-ho-ho and a skein of yarn
Tiny pirate has traveled near and far
He was on a quest for a booty of the finest yarns
One day he landed in the Isle of Faire
Where he left his booty all tangeled there
Arrr!!, Im a tiny pirate who lives in a tiny island far away from here,
where you are invited to dine with me
different types of fish are in there and everywhere,
vegetables and bread, if you come with me,
but I have one wish, I want to try a yummy sushi, funny me!!!?
Can you help me?
Tiny Peg Leg Pete me’s name
Stealing booty is me’s game
If you look away
Your coins will not stay
And I will be gone in a glance
How long is a skein of Tiny Pirate’s favourite yarn?
Only one YARRRd!
Me ma wasn’t joking when she said I had a hollow leg!
yes, I make peg warmers. what arghhh it?
*hick* Good rum that… *hick* hehe… ;)
There is still something under the sun that you haven’t knitted: a flamingo!
That’s my favorite animal and I’ve only been able to find one pattern for it and it’s a bit to round.
Just and idea from a fan. :)
I’m yarrrrning(yearning get it?) for me doubLOOMS! (like a knitting loom!)
They call me Cap’n Knit Sparrow, and I command me Black Purl ship across the Yaaarrnibean Sea.
avast! you may have defeatten salty beard, but never da president of the spongeybob fan club: Patchy the Pirate
Tiny pirate walks into a bar. (He has a wooden eye) he sees the beauty of a pegleg barmaiden, forgets his motives of getting rum, and asks her if shed like to dance.”would I?!?!” (Pronounced ‘wood eye’) she responds gleefully. Taking offends to whet he thought was a snide remark concerning his lack of eye, he storms out of the bar, spitting “peg leg!>) over his shoulder.
Hey Anna, have you made a squirrel?
Knitters of the Carribean:
Curse of the Black Purl
Dead Man’s Vest
At Skein’s End
On Stranger Ties
I no telling you a yaaaaarn!
You be lookin’ throught the wrong end o’ the telescope.
Oh! No more typos. :doh:
Arrr I must find some tiny treasure
Say arrrr? I hardly know arrrrr!
Arrrg! Mochimochiland Ho!
There once was a miniature pirate,
Who hated seafood; never tried it.
He thought it was gross, the sight made him repulsed,
And the health benefits, he didn’t buy it.
The the food on ship ran one day ran out;
The pirate fussed and began to pout.
Thought it wouldn’t be fun,
But once dinner was done,
He found ” Yummy” was all he could shout.
Can the little pirate meet the pretty mermaid ? A wedding under the sun ?