I got an exciting newspaper clipping from my mom in the mail yesterday: recent police calls from my hometown newspaper! Mom had written “Good Stuff!” at the top, and had marked a full 17 of the calls in yellow highlighter to convey her enthusiasm for her fellow citizens’ less-than-shining moments.
10:55 a.m. — Reporting party advised that a subject was posing as a magazine salesman. Reporting party advised that the subject was asking questions such as do you have dogs in the house.
7:08 p.m. — Reparting party advised that two people came to his home looking for his son and said they were going to ‘take care of this’ at Red Robin
8:36 p.m. — Reporting party wants an officer to look at the bone that dog dug up.
12:52 a.m. — Police Department and Air Marshalls are training and air marshalls locked themselves out of their vehicle.
9:31 p.m. — Subject dressed as the Grim Reeper [sic] is chasing people around the parking lot.
Thanks for the laugh, Mom!