Oh what a magical place those KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut combo restaurants are. Yesterday I stopped in one in Massachusetts (it was the middle of a long drive), and along with my delicious seven-layer burritos, I was served water with the most charming pink hue.
It came from an ordinary soda machine, one of the kinds that doesn’t have a designated “water” tap, but instead has a tiny “water” button that shares a nozzle with fruit punch. The the punch dye must have seeped in just enough to tint the water, resulting in the glorious beverage you see above.
The water tasted basically normal, until I had been out of the restaurant for an hour or so, when its greasy KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut aftertaste seemed to become more pronounced.